Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Case Study: An Open Letter to AP Biology Students
Hey kiddos,
1.) Go to sleep. I know you’re nervous about the test tomorrow, but go to sleep. You’ll feel better about it in the morning, and photosynthesis won’t make any more sense in fifteen minutes than it will when you wake up (hopefully) rested.
2.) You’ve learned a sea of information this…
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:
who’s the funniest disney princess?
rapunzel
get off the fuckin stage
I told this joke to my husband and he immediately said “DIVORCE.”
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